lameborghini:

how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something

I get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether I’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if I know that’s not true .

camach0:

does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye

tastetheaids:

thedoctorpottergames:

Parents have two moods:

“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”

and

“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”

“You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”

codykru:

everyone’s middle name should be motherfuckin

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

teruteruhanamura:

im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK

IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT

LORD FUCKWAD

HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST

SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT